If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But...

If it just sits in your living room, watches your TV, messes up your

stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and

doesn't appear to realize that you actually set it free in the first

place, you either married it or gave birth to it!